Honey, I'm HOOOOME!

the-supreme-bottom:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

FOR WHEN YOURE SO HUNGRY YOU COULD EAT A HORSE I JUST GOT IT I think

tbruiser:

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:



I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.

tbruiser:

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

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I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.

Reblog this if you started worrying about your weight before you were even 16

the-guardian-of-fun:

lovelymess3:

rachel-dared-me:

numeralsoftheblindprophets:

superwholokean:

I think I was about 11 maybe 12. Me and my mum went on a diet together for the first time.

im not even 16 yet and im really self concious about my tummy flab

My mom has been begging me to diet with her since I was 8…. EIGHT!!!

Kindergarten. I was 6.

I

sanhaim:

t-h-o-t-h:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

I’m glad people are seeing this

As a guy, I agree with him 100% we are dicks and we are not worth it.

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

the-endisuponus-fandoms:

lightspeedsound:

all-the-fangirl-feels:

#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

Friendly reminder that Warner got put on the wait list and only made it in due to his family connections

supernaturalhunter101:

didihearthereadyset:

peanut-butter-sexual:

didihearthereadyset:

My friends are so fucking strange

I like him. Keep him.

I’m actually dating him

Keep him